China's lunar rover to investigate mysterious cube on the dark side of the Moon

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Please, please, please let it be an obelisk.

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Far side, not dark side. There is no dark side of the moon, unless you’re speaking metaphorically.

I hope it is a boulder. A cube-shaped boulder. That would be weird.

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“As a matter of fact it’s all dark.”

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I’m not say’n it’s Space Wombat poop but it’s Space Wombat poop.

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The curious human spirit at its best, “What is that thing over there? Let’s check it out.”

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The Matrix is a high-resolution version of Mine Craft. Blocky artifacts at the edge of the simulation space are leftovers from before the Uprezzing.

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but we know the truth

Yes, we all do.

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Clearly the rover is not a geologist because the correct phrasing is:

“What is that thing over there? Let’s hit it with a hammer.”

Works for almost everything except nitroglycerine.

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My thought too. At 2:24 is the most relevant view.

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It will probably turn out to be an optical illusion with two ore more objects creating the shape at a distance.

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Nah, it is Borg.

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And yet, you knew exactly what they meant. It’s almost like that’s how language works!

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No one loves a pedant. I’ll be over here sulking in a puddle of my own self-righteousness.

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a bug's life - it's a rock

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Well, actually it works too, but just once.

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