Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/07/31/nominative-determinism.html
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This is why I have been always impressed by Alan Tudyk’s stead-fast non-porn work ethic.
I’m sorry, but I have to ask: did he set fire to any porta-potties?
I’ve known drunks named Burden and Heel
He does look a like mister burns.
Florida Man has only trouble in his future.
Reading the title, for a split second I thought his name was “Arson Suspect,” which would be some pretty damn strong nominative determinism…
Until I clicked through to the article I thought the same - Arson wasn’t too far from Orson so seemed quite plausible. ‘Bernie Houseman’ however is guilty as charged.
Dear Boingboing -
This is not always true.
Signed,
Jimmy Sexworker
Jerry Lewis: What about Doctor OW!?!
I’m still waiting for Moxie Crimefighter Jillette to live up to her potential.
I knew an network cabling engineer named DC Current. He had a brother named AC Current who worked as an electrician.
I accept that no one will ever believe this story. It was my experience and I enjoyed it.
Are you saying she isn’t displaying much moxie?
I am saying I don’t think she’s fought any actual crime yet.
In Devon alone I can recall about 25 years ago there being a Dr De’Ath in Dartmouth (pharmacist), Dr Blood in Bude (Doctor) (those two may have bee the other way around), and I recently walked by a Dentist practice called ‘El Nashar’ in Newton Abbot (gnashers are British slang for teeth for anyone not aware)
It was years before I realized Messier is not a great name for a dentist. But if you’re reading Doc, you’re the best.