Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/04/26/not-again-boeing-plane-makes-emergency-landing-in-new-york-when-emergency-slide-flies-off-mid-flight.html
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Finders keepers!
Airline investigators later determined that the inflatable device had been commandeered by a noted archaeologist, his young assistant and a Shanghai-based nightclub singer in an improbable effort to jump to safety mid-flight.
That’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.
When TF is boeing really going to do something about all this shit?
Can we please ground all Boeing jets?
It’s the right thing to do.
Did the front fall off?
Oh for FOCK’S SAKE!
Unless the plane is brand new, this sounds like an issue with Delta’s procedures of maintaining and checking planes and nothing to do with Boeing.
I’m not an economist, but I think grounding almost half of the world’s airliners and cargo planes might throw the world into a massive recession.
Is there a word for that feeling when you’ve found your people?
You’ve been moved into the right environment?
I’ve been moved beyond the environment.
But, didn’t you come in a Commonwealth car?
Yeah, but…
What?
The USAF would not like that at all.
…the front fell off.