Originally published at: Now incarcerated man claimed his dog shot itself in the face | Boing Boing
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Just like sex offenders we need a database for morons.
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When even your cover story makes you look like a grossly negligent dumbass then maybe better to just cop to the actual dumbassery instead of making it worse.
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Have they considered the dog attempted suicide because it didn’t want to live with a drunken idiot any longer?
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Seriously man, why? I know there’s a bottom to humanity’s barrel without having to scrape, sniff and examine it right now.
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Yet another story pushing me toward a career in assassinating people who abuse animals. Need a unicorn chaser, pronto!
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I dunno if there is any money in that. Maybe as a hobby?
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We’re gonna need a bigger database! 
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And it’s the innocent who suffer.
Regardless of the actual truth, that assjack should not be allowed to have pets OR guns in the future, and he really deserves to forfeit his other freedums for a while.
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