Now Peeps are being enlisted to surveil our children

#21

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#22

“Surveillance is privacy”?

#23

A Peep, of all things. Not only does it lack aesthetic appeal, but it doesn’t even have the easily-mocked deadness of the Elf. Perhaps if we had Peeps around when I was a tyke, I might understand how that amorphous yellow blob could bear some resemblance to an avian.

#24

Yeah, bunnies don’t judge.

#25

Waiting for someone to put that Peep in the microwave…

#26

Peep on a perch? Someone needs to take a picture of the snitch in a ditch.

#27

In this case, snitches get squishes; because it’s not like peep tissue is likely to handle suturing well.

#28

Of course they peep!

It’s right in the name, guys!

#29

That’s right: snitches get thrown out the airlock.

#30


came here for this reference. Surprised to have to post it.

#31

Some time in the microwave takes care of any surveillance electronic too.

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#32

Be good, be nice, people.

#33

It’s not even slightly a tradition. They took an existing ornament from the 70s and slapped the “Elf on the Shelf” thing on it.

#34

From Easter and Aquanet to Last House on the Left. Kudos!

#35

This is a parody, right?

I mean, they’re Peeps.

#36

this whole year? we can hope.

#37

Not really though. Fire hazard.

#38

Having a “Peep on a perch” which does not actually hear anything my kids say bothers me a lot less than having a house full of IOT devices which do.

I would not buy one of these, but still less would I buy an Amazon Echo.

#39

Well, happy easter!

#40

Well, they are unclear on the meaning of “ethics” and “morals”, so I think you’re right.