You’ll break a tooth on one of those Amazon devices!
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Microwaved peeps are the best peeps.
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cntl+f “stool pigeon”
no results found.
disappointing.
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Paging @Medievalist …
Huh, bizarre, I just tried that and found the phrase right away… Weird.
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It was done, not with a peep, but with an entire, unopened bag of Campfire brand marshmallows…
That was the last experiment of the night, because we assumed the microwave would be unusable afterwards. And it was.
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We’re gonna need a hotter, bigger nickel ball.
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There are only 2 acceptable uses for peeps.
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Placing into a vaccum chamber for casting. They expand 10x size, then collapse to 1/3 size, as all air is aspirated out of the marshmellow. Its hilarious to watch. Because when your makerspace gets a vacuum chamber donated, you do cool shit with it.
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Microwave peep jousting. 2 peeps enter, 1 peep leaves. Toothpick in each- microwave. See which one’s toothpick impales the other first. Stabber wins, stabbee loses. Plus, peeps explode and catch fire. Which is fun.
Peeps + Golden Grahams + chocolate chips + butter = spring break crack for grad students. Melt Peeps & butter in microwave, then add chocolate chips and stir. Add cereal. Plop spoonfuls on waxed paper, let cool a little. Grab a spoonful and a cup of coffee while waiting for the goddam sequence to load. Repeat all week, or until sugar and caffeine and frustration with Win95 drives the whole lab to walk two miles for 3 am rolled tacos.
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KANEDAAAAAA!
TESTSUOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Please tell me Im not the only one who sees it
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Brilliant marketing, really.
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I mean, I kind of like eating them. I don’t do it often, but sometimes, usually after Easter when they are on sale, I might grab a package and chomp 'em down.
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Don’t forget about the Mensch on the Bench. The new Hanukkah tradition. It says it right there on the box.
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I can’t understand why my Slob on the Bedknob didn’t catch on…
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Electoral College worked out for him tho
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Yeah, we had one. It was not a snitch, there was no story, it was not an inanimate object that I was trained to believe had agency and superpowers.
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The vacuum chamber deflated peeps I mentioned above? Very quickly after we did the first couple we got the bright idea to infuse them with vodka in the vacuum chamber. The air as it aspirated out opened the pores to allow the Vodka to flow in to the peep and flavor it.
We thought it would be something notable in the end but in the end it just tasted like a soggy alcoholic peep.
Somewhere there is a group of white women who would totally order marshmallow peep flavored vodka.
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Yeah, you don’t even need those anyway. I assume you carry a smartphone? Phones can do everything those assistants do. Especially report your every action and utterance to domestic and foriegn governments, and every ad company, and conglomerate in existence!..
Maybe we should all microwave our iPhones now…
Damn… that Kardashian has a big ass! What the brother is a girl now? He did what!..
Tap tap tap…
Zuck did what!?! Gotta talk about that! On facebook of course! Tap!
Our celebrity entertainer president tweeted again. What a trainwreck those Republicans and/or Democrats are! Tap tap…
in 3… 2… 1…
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