NSA can't find any emails from Snowden, then it can (convenient, no?)

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Totally different class of demon there. Spellcheckers are the ghosts of failed creatives past, bent on crushing individuality and innovation. The demonic school marm.

Printer demons are something else entirely. Purest evil, they can inhale great gouts of expensive ink while sounding like a poorly maintained 1970s Pinto on a hill. Using some sort of hellish logic, they always fail just when the important stuff must be printed. They are unfixable and further printing can only be done by selling another piece of oneā€™s essence to Lord Canon or Prince Epson (little brothers to Mammon and Creosus). Printers are fucking evil monstrous things and should probably be doused in holy water as a matter of course.

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Preach it brother. I once got taught how to make them work (HAH!) on Novell Netwareā€¦

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Iā€™ve no particular opinion of his music, but he does win at Twitter.

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OK, so heā€™a a pretty cool guy with a sense of humour who stopped World War 3 and now basically does nothing more offensive than making catchy tunes, but can I still hate him?

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ā€œwill be shortly making the NSA look like pathetic liarsā€

Donā€™t hold your breath.

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