NYC mayor insists the official mayoral mansion is haunted with real ghosts

[vernonbird]

@Shuck

What’s interesting to me is that usually there’s some priming required, someone else saying “this house is haunted” to get people in the right head-space,

Speaking of which:

Billy Connolly - People Who Believe in Ghosts - Was it something I said?

@knoxblox

Come on ya’ll. There’s no ghosts in Gracie Mansion.

Only skeletons. You’ll find them in all the closets.

And under the floorboards… and in the attic, cellar, etc.

[stinkinbadgers]

The problem is he’s not invoking the magic words to appease the ghosts before going to bed each night.

[KathyPartdeux]

Just so long as they’re not the endangered pizza rat. They’re protected!

[anon61221983]

@KathyPartdeux

pizza rat

The neighborhood provides…

Pizza Rat and Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

[Jesse13927]

[girard]

Bustin

[Grey_Devil]

I almost posted this myself

[anon94804983]

There’s a great ep of that show which features Cthulhu