So profound.
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He looks surprised to have been found.
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Damn munchies!
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Solicited dick pics?
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- Has 16,000,000 ādick picsā
- Is charged with ātheft of government property and unauthorized removal and retention of classified materials.ā
I wonder where the Venn Diagram overlaps on these two things?
ETA:
Actually, thereās zero chance. Itās 100% certainty that she did not. Because there arenāt any, anywhere. FFS, what an assumption.
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Kompromat
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Hillary Wang? Hmmmmm. 
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Donāt underestimate the Venn Diagram of home appliances and the Internet of Shit.
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Well, I donāt know what other people do in front of their refrigerators and microwaves, but I guess Iām even more vanilla than I thought.
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Iām continuously mystified by this assumption that everyone has sent dick pics, nudes or otherwise engaged in sexting. Even with younger people I find it dubious that such a great percentage of people arenāt more self-conscious or shy than that. The number of photos of my face out there seems too large to me.
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How many different penises do you suppose are in the collection though? Maybe it is just 3 really enthusiastic exhibitionists?
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Maybe sheās working on a comprehensive coffee table picture book? I certainly hope sheās not making a popup book.
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Sounds like fun.
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ā The Central Industrial Security Force (CISF) arrested a man who was trying to smuggle nearly a kilogram of gold through the Imphal Airport.ā
I guess his really doesnāt stink.
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Thatās one heavy load!
Pharaohās gold in there. Somewhere.
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On the flip side, the search party spent hours searching for someone standing right next to them.
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If she wanted millions of dick pics, she could have just spent a few weeks on Tinder.
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