May I interest you in our “Deringer” size briefs?
7 Likes
Barely Concealed Weapon.
Sorry.
7 Likes
Good one 
6 Likes
I’m good, thanks all the same, ma’am.
9 Likes
Those will be for amateurs. Professionals will have Logistical Speedos.
11 Likes
That’s what the Metallica-branded bidet is called.
8 Likes
10 Likes
the job fried her.
2 Likes
I’d hope that’s a bidet, because that’s the wrong way to wipe.
2 Likes
She eloped with Betty Crocker?
5 Likes
Shorts of steel, balls of Kleenex.
Even if they stop the bullet, there’s the problem of lots of kinetic energy distributed over a tiny area.
3 Likes
Not so odd an insect for me, since i see them often in the summer. The name is, though. We call them mosquito lions.
19 Likes
I’ve never known a name for them, but I knew they weren’t mosquitoes and that they don’t bite or cause any problems for humans.
Is a couple of them called ‘a tuppence of tipples’?
10 Likes
Sounds like something a Mosquito would write
14 Likes
That name is new to me too, but the scientific name is Tipulidae so I assume it’s from that. I’ve mostly heard them called crane flies. I think mosquito lion might go with the idea they eat mosquitoes, which isn’t true for adults at least, and then they’re one of a couple things called daddy-long-legs but here that usually means arachnids instead.
14 Likes
Ah, yes, THAT I’ve heard before!
11 Likes
We always called them mosquito hawks.
6 Likes
People around me called them mayflies but they’re not actually mayflies. I think I’d heard crane fly too. Never thought they were mosquitos though. Definitely never heard them called tipples, though it’s a cute name.
9 Likes
crane flies is the most popular name for them in my part of texas.
5 Likes
Kiddo dubbed them “flappy skeeters” when she was little, and it’s stuck. The cats enjoy stalking them too.
5 Likes
