These things are apparently delicious to felines. We’ve always called them mayflies. Which are apparently something different. TIL.
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In Scotland, they’re sometimes called Jenny longlegs.
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I’ve always heard them called mosquito hawks. I’m loathe to kill any bugs that get inside and always try to rescue them if possible - especially before the cats make a feast out of them. I get a few of these majestic guys making their way inside every summer and always try to get them to safety.
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I have SO many questions…
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Should I facepalm?
Should I headdesk?
I just don’t know anymore.
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But can’t you see, all Ricki wants to do is fix the damage and regain Mike’s trust! If it weren’t for those ding dang liberal mobs, they’d be happy as MAGA clams by now.
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Maybe @anon59592690 could write a song?
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The chances of me *yoinking that for lyrics is very high.
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Little ditty bout Mike and Ricki
Two Murican MAGATs growin’ up in the Q-land…
The music’s already written for you!
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John Mellencamp may sue but fuck it.
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Parody is free use. 
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Relax. Given Mellencamp’s opinion that he’s in favor of socialist policies, he’d probably be fine with it. 
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I was thinking something between Should I stay or should I go and Girls To The Front.
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Sure. Let alone that @anon59592690 isn’t likely to make fortunes on the scale that would interest him (assuming he still even owns his music).
I just thought it ws fun to imagine Weird Al’s faux-shocked reaction to the statement that parody is free use.
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