Donât laugh. These were essential to not having flat, matted shag carpets!
(*At least 50% of our split-level ranch home had shag carpeting and flocked or fiber wallpaper)
Bystanding albatross: supressed laughter
Landing albatross: âTotally meant that. Thatâs how I roll.â
BA: âWhat, badly?â
Iâm familiar with the two tone hum-and-sing like Tibetan monks, but this is like a human theremin!
mom and dad had one of those for the original carpet in the house dad built in 1972-73. i will say the carpet had a lot thicker pile than that one.
Not sure where else to put thisâŚ
I wonder how much of a scandal this will become over on the right wing channels?
This is the first MAJOR scandal out of the Biden white house!
Wonder if the dog can differentiate between Democrat or Republican.
Biting might be justified.
It was with a member of the security team. I can imagine a ton of plausible scenarios where a dog unused to being in such a public place around so many strangers might go at a uniformed person.
Good news is that they are planning to bring the dogs back, and that they are keeping them together.
Itâs nice to have a family with some heart back in the house.
Well someone got it!
Somebody probably let it slip that theyâve been in the news. Thatâs all it takes to cause doggy distress. Iâd be ready to bite someone, too!
Oh, gawd. I hadnât seen the longer piece. What a piece of shit.
The faux concern that Champ isnât being well-cared for? The reference of a previous presidential dog that âhad itâs own staff, and was very well groomed?â You just know if the Bidenâs had a full staff tending to their dogs theyâd be eviscerated by these same exact pundits.
And, you know, itâs not like there is anything else to report on. /s
I donât want the dogs to bite anyone, because they might end up getting punished for it. But if Major had to bite someone, I wish it had been Greg Kelly.
I saw something on the Twitters that refutes this:
I have no idea what the truth is, but Iâm glad the doggos are okay (and humans too, I hope.)
Edit: okay, I was wrong:
âŚthough they donât really explain what happened either.
I think it ties in with the continuing conservative/capitalist belief that appearances are more important than results. To paraphrase Billy Crystalâs character, Fernando, âItâs better to look good than to be goodâ.
And even then, that is questionableâŚ
@navarro This has you all over it! The smiley faces that is. 
Human bean dip.
NeatâŚ
Indeed! Just watch out for those damn Muricans. 
