dazzle paint inside my house 
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If you’re worried about the Feds breaking down your door - lend it to an enemy?
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“Okay, Broomer”
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You just have to have some perspective. (Old story, but it’s popping up again.)
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Is it a sex act?
It’s a sex act, isn’t it?
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More of a drug or maybe weird snack thing. Where stuff gets all over the floor and then you slide around trying to sweep it into your mouth, sort of like a parody of a robot vacuum, hence the name. Not to be recommended unless the floor is very clean.
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You may be mixing this up with the more “family friendly” “snurffeling roomba.”
Common mistake. But can be quite awkward!
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I’m sure I worked for that guy once.
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This might strike some people as odd, but it’s a geography lesson:
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The [OBJ] has infected The Grio
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This gentleman had a busy night.
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A work of pure genius. Whoever saw this niche in the market is going to be very rich.
Saves tired arms from hurling poo-bags into trees and hedges.
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Also saves fingers the work of tying knots (the practice below was reported in my area last year, too 
)…
https://www.wral.com/bags-of-dog-doo-tied-to-fence-in-protest-of-trash-can-removal/17523573/
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Ugh. I can’t go for that. So thoughtless about whoever has to clean that up.
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I’m starting to recognize midjourney creations at first glance. Prevailing themes seem to be curves and creepy-cute
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