Old school.
I like it.
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Iâve been tempted to redirect hackers to NSA, so you might want to try that. Maybe theyâll get a talking to.
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I hope it canât be hacked.
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If you want to switch things up a bit and eat the leopardâs face.
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My questions touched on everything from formatting conventions to word choice, use of case law, treatment of facts, and strategies for persuasion.
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1. Use the Oxford comma.
56% prefer the Oxford comma
21% prefer no Oxford comma
23% donât care
I immediately thought of the opening line of this songâŠ
It seems the answer is, judges.
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Nuh-uh, super dense ice forms in your anus, not mine.
(Sorry/Not Sorry 
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Eat only high fiber ice; sez I.
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Non-paywall link. Onebox doesnât reflect actual contentâŠ
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You got to side eye just a bit whenever the word âgloryâ is used in such contextsâŠ
Technology is the glory of human ambition and achievement, the spearhead of progress, and the realization of our potential.
For hundreds of years, we properly glorified this â until recently.
Anyway, this whole article is kind of full of shit.
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Techno-Optimists believe that societies, like sharks, grow or die.
This is my favorite line from that piece. Because the idea of grow or die is inherently confusing, but we can explain it by comparing to the growth rates of elasmobranch fishes, something everyone is intimately familiar with. ExceptâŠfrom what little I know about that, I donât think they actually do perish from not growing? I know lots of other fish can even pause their growth, they just donât stop at a particular size the way people do.
But whatever, itâs just a helpful analogy, the real point isâŠwell, I donât know. Societies. Sharks. Invest in free markets and donât worry about the destruction of the natural world we all rely on. Itâll all turn out so long as we continue to innovate. Heck, when was the last time you heard anyone say anything positive about an evolutionary conservative group? Oh right, sharks, just now. 
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Exactly. Theyâre blindly advocating for growth in the belief that âtechnologyâ will save us. Itâs just warmed over pro-capitalism and anti-communism, that ignores history and reality. We donât need âgrowthâ to be successful as a species. Weâre already wildly successful as a species⊠Theyâre hand-wringing over de-population when there are literally 8 billion of us on this stupid rock. They might as well just come out and say theyâre concerned about âwhite people being outbredâ because that is pretty much the places where population is âshrinkingââŠ
god, I fucking hate this stupid timelineâŠ
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