Next up: Trump intercepting the relic tour and insisting on holding reliquary, then touching its finger to his forehead, then proclaiming “Saint Hey Jude wants me to win in 2024!” Reliquary official notes yellow stain left on reliquary’s fingertip.
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DA doesn’t want Storm to upstage their lousy in-flight movies.
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“I like Saints that didn’t get martyred with an axe. Loser.”
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It would be the one and only bona fide miracle ever if Trump even knew that there was a St. Jude, much less the “history”.
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Today I learned that you can be banned from casinos in Quebec if you “admit” that you have a gambling problem (he really does have that problem and wow he lost a shit ton of cash)
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Why did the Coho cross the road?
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Those are some long ass song titles
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Would it alarm you to learn that in every medicine cabinet in America there lurks a powerful hallucinogenic drug? A drug in the same class of chemicals as datura and amanita muscaria mushrooms which not only sends the user into a bizarre and terrifying nightmare realm of shadow people and time loops, but causes a severe over reaction of the fight-or-flight response and removes your ability to calm yourself, and can cause kidney failure and early onset dementia? Would it further alarm you to know that this incredibly powerful and dangerous anticholinergic has seen recent popularity among the nation’s youth through the “Benadryl challenge” on TikTok? It should. It should definitely alarm you. This is sheer madness. This week we’re looking at some trip reports from people who have eaten far too much Benadryl for incredibly stupid reasons. We find out what happens when you’re tripping balls on a deliriant at high school, how to get to a realm of the dead named “Eiriel”, and learn about one bright young scientist who mixed Benadryl with datura in his shamanic journey to have sex with a shadow person. More than anything, we ask the question “what has gone so wrong in our world that the kids don’t even do real drugs any more?”
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I guess the 600kg seal is like the 600# gorilla-he sleeps wherever he wants.
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The area is currently being redeveloped as a public park. Bits of it are already open; the project will take at least another two years until its completion. The Ferris wheel survives.
History:
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“This is what democracy is all about - America interfering in foreign elections,” Oliver said.
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John Oliver is the least likely CIA agent, even though on The Bugle podcast he once described Iran’s offer to negotiate a truce in Syria as “that’s like taking an already spicy vindaloo and garnishing it with a hand grenade.”
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I guess if your plans to be the new Twitter fall through, running it as an unfederated Mastodon node with a few hundred active users is one idea.
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