So what I hear you saying is that you’re NOT Trump?
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i read that urine was good for banana trees. so, sure, i pee on my banana trees. they seem happy enough. got more bananas than i knew what to do with last season!
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Well, you could always just look at them. 
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love it!
“may the fourth be with you!”
“and with you,Mr. President!”
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Good luck with that.
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As a friend from days gone by would say:
“That’s like telling a beagle to not chase rabbits.”
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Oh, the memories.
I mean, the memory? 
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Sounds like sitting in the reactor control compartment of a Lenin-class icebreaker with the loudspeaker of the Geiger counter on.
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Catfishers stole the weatherman.
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Palm trees in Montreal as it stands in for San Diego in upcoming film.
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Alternate caption: Eight Ways to Burn Down an European Hotel. Number three will shock you!
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Just as long as whatever is “plugged in” here can safely digest 230V / 50Hz…
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