Odd Stuff (Part 5)

“FRONT TOWARD ENEMY”. But which is the front? I can never figure that out.

Why couldn’t they say “THIS SIDE TOWARD ENEMY”?

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… or WRONG SIDE TURN ME AROUND :bomb:

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Just look at him!

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Good! We can’t have a chap like him besmirching the good name of The Banana!!!

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There are English subtitles.

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Larry Hogan GIF

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TRACKLIST:
01 “Burnout” – Player Piano Roll
02 “Having A Blast” – Floppy Disk
03 “Chump” – Teddy Ruxpin
04 “Longview” – Doorbell
05 “Welcome To Paradise” – Game Boy Cartridge
06 “Pulling Teeth” – Toothbrush
07 “Basket Case” – Big Mouth Billy Bass
08 “She” – HitClip
09 “Sassafras Roots” – 8-track
10 “When I Come Around” – Wax Cylinder
11 “Coming Clean” – X-Ray Record
12 “Emenius Sleepus” – Answering Machine
13 “In The End” – MiniDisc
14 “F.O.D.” – Fisher Price Record
15 “All By Myself” – Music Box

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But not on bra?

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Tell me you haven’t read the manual without telling me you haven’t read the manual…

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Weather forecast for south London (as per BBC weather app). Somehow I missed this.

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martin-freeman-what-the-fuck-is-that

Dude WTF

McGann Why

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Doesn’t he remember Michael Fish?

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Fidel Best: You survived eighty-seven hurricanes?

DI Richard Poole: No! 1987, hm? The Storm of the Century? I tell you, the roof of my dad’s shed was torn off. Tomato pots and birdfeeders strewn across the lawn. Utter carnage.

ETA:
Later that same episode…

madamcodsmadness
Re-posted as I can’t spell for toffee!! A little meteorological advice……

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Oh, of course. Now I feel dumb. There it is, Chapter 2 Section III paragraph 12a1(d):

“Position the mine with the surface marked “FRONT TOWARD ENEMY” and the arrows on top of the mine pointing in the direction of the enemy or the desired area of fire”.

One suggestion, though. In the interests of safety under the stresses of a combat situation, wouldn’t it be prudent to have, “See Chapter 2 Section III paragraph 12a1(d)” embossed on the device?

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perhaps FRONT: TOWARDS ENEMY would be somewhat more clear.
but without that, as long as they embossed the other side to say “BACK”, then all the problems go away.
but I’ve never heard anything about the back being marked.

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There is even a diagram and everything…

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I didn’t know where to put this, so I put it here.

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