Next time you’re anywhere near one, remember – they can fucking gallop!
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Lonely bird
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No bromato sauce, brolives, pepperbroni, or bronion as ingredients? Disappointing.
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… we think of them as “lizards” but they’re more closely related to dinosaurs and birds
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We’ve heard cannons in Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture, we’ve heard the hammer in Mahler’s 6th Symphony:
Now I want somebody to compose a symphonic piece with that as one of the instruments. The only question is: does it go in the brass section or percussion?
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The alligators urged visitors to throw live chickens in lieu of coinage. Many thanks mammalian friends!
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Wow, there are so many messed up things revealed here. There’s the unreliable narrator, the privilege, tales exes tell their kids, and airing grievances/family drama online instead of just talking to each other (and/or a therapist). It’s a tragicomic tale that leaves me wondering if the daughter will wind up regretting this, based on what her father said about the commenters. 
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As water towers are technically sousaphones, the brass section.
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Moving!
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Where do the air fryers fit in?
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wind section, obvs.
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Obama Runtz pre-roll
My BF bought one today. Will report back after we try it, if I remember to, that is. 
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Couldn’t get out of another Sunday Mass again with “My dog ate my alarm clock”, so…
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