Since Colby was ejected from the rear and the only other visibly identifiable person in the picture is the driver, I have to assume that he is “visually impaired forklift operator Donny.” Which raises two questions: 1) Why is the visually impaired one the driver? 2) Doesn’t that also impact his job as a forklift driver?
ETA: I just looked it up and realized that Celina 52 truck stop is a parody account, and I believe this isn’t the first time I’ve been taken in. Well played, @milliefink
I’m still caught on the fact their forklift operator is visually impaired. I’m all for accommodations in the workplace for disabilities, but that seems a bit dangerous.
ETA: Oh hi, @OhHai, guess I owe you a beverage!
I’ve switched to sparkling water for the remainder of the evening 
He had me at wearing shoes without socks.
The guy sitting next to me on the plane this week wasn’t wearing socks in his expensive loafers too.
I kept an eye on him as a potential terrorist.
Niilo Paasivirta… Now, that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.
Good thinking!
Wait, you’re telling me that Piss Jug Man ISN’T REAL?
Also, visually impaired forklift operator???
ETA: should’ve read the whole thread first. Now I owe @chgoliz @OhHai @milliefink and probably others a Coke!
It’s party time @jyoti’s!
Somebody tried to smuggle a red panda into Thailand in a wicker basket
https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/07/travel/red-panda-luggage-thai-airport-scli-intl/index.html
After watching the movie The Arrival one time, viewers will probably check hotel rooms very carefully for the rest of their lives! 
https://thehill.com/homenews/media/4517667-rupert-murdoch-engaged-for-sixth-time/
Need that vomiting emoji! 
STAT!!!
