I got some spam from Direct Line insurance through my letterbox yesterday.
The mailer was none other than Paragon Customer Communications.
Yeah, they got my name wrong.
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Truth stranger than comedy?
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Chimera munchkin kitty named Bruce
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Question: What happens when it falls down on its side and spins around in ever widening circles of 39.5 hp destruction?
(Of course, they could put a engine kill switch on the seat like larger riding mowers.)
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Drives in a circle, then drowns.
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When cartoons go wrong.
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Spike Lee showing off a pair of boots that look like the bottom of the boot
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They must breath well.
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Nope. That is clearly a vetâs surgery and said vet has grafted that head onto the Wrong Cat. 
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i dunno⊠those could be useful here scrambling over coral rock, crushed coral gravel and, basically, my whole yard. you would not believe how fast the best lug-soles shred on this shit!
that only matters to the one foot that still breathes. i do have a âwater footâ prosthetic blade-type foot with kevlar lug sole. i switch that with my âshoe footâ. i wear it when i go fishing, but the coral shreds it quickly if i use it daily (it is so much lighter and agile i wish i could!).
i could wear that all-sole boot on the âshoe footâ, but only for gardening and walking the property. not so much a formal boot (thatâs what the pythons or stingrays are for) and much less a dancing shoe. could still be an all around walking shoe in such a sharp environment.
could also be useful hiking on volcanic rock, like in Hawaii.
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Another take on that:
In recent years, there has been a noticeable shift in life satisfaction trends among young people globally
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How thick is that ice?
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Turns out you canât trust morning show hosts with sharp objects
Ripa began chopping the vegetables with gingerly grace after admitting that she had both âterrible knife skillsâ and a deep fear that sheâd cut her fingers off in the process. But Ripert assured the couple that itâs actually âeasyâ to slice things up, which prompted Consuelos to step in and assert, âLet me try, chef!â
Ripert cautioned Consuelos as he picked up the blade. âDonât cut yourself, please, because the man is looking at me,â she said with a laugh, seemingly referencing longtime Live producer Michael Gelman, who was standing out of frame.
Shortly after taking the knife, Consuelosâ hand recoiled, and Ripa confirmed that heâd just cut himself.
âI think I got a piece of nail in there,â Consuelos joked as Ripa handed him a towel, which he held over his left hand for a few moments before continuing with the segment, which finished without further incident.
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