You just need a machine that opens your curtains when someone pays.
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#2:
Pizza so good, that NYC tries itâs best to hide the fact that they plagiarize off them all the time (although iâll give them credit for making hot honey a popular dressing for pizza)
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O. M. G. Just⌠read the whole thing. He got to drive awayâŚ
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Gah, I can only get so far through before Tumblr hides the rest. Curses!
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I have never craved a milkshake at 1am and been in a fit state to drive, each to their own though.
Glad the romance worked out.
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But-did he eat the chicken sandwich and apple pies?
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Doesnât matter; got to drive away.
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Iâm guessing⌠maybe?
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Oh, the poor human in the second window.
âYou get to drive awayâ.
Subtext: âNot me, though, oh no, Iâm stuck here with Romeo and Juliet for the whole fuckinâ shiftâ.
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Not sure Romeo and Juliet are known for sticking around the whole nightâŚ
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Câmon, spoiler alert!
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Thereâs a tiny tag at bottom R - Clever Real Estate Study. 
Detroitâs square pizza rocks.
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Rome is known for square pizza too.
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Yeah, but whoâs ever heard of Rome? I mean, does it ever break the top 20 locations for pizza?
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In Italy? Well, no.
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I keep wondering about the line in the lower right corner that says âClever Real Estate Studyâ.
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