Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/11/01/omg-red-meat-rice-krispies-tr.html
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My name’s not Red and I’ve met Rice Krispie Treats plenty of times.
Now I want to chicken fry them.
Ya can’t beat that meat.
Oh I am definitely making these for some party soon. Will go well with impossible burgers!
Looks like a perfect way to slip a processed carb surprise to your least favorite paleo enthusiast. Not that that would be ethical, of course.
Pair them up with a nice charcuterie:
Cue the proud carnivore angrily complaining “plant based foods can’t be labeled as meat!”
I would eat one and rice krispie treats are not one of my favorite things.
Watch me. Wait. That’s wrong.
I wonder what these would taste like in a grilled cheese sandwich.
to get to full irony, I hope those treats are made with vegan marshmallows
Or served with pickled veg!
These are quite neat, everyone i’ve shown this post to says ewww.
Sure it is impressive getting rice crispies to look like raw beef, but the real trick is getting raw ground beef to look like regular rice crispy squares.
I don’t know how well these would go over. All I have to go on is my daughter who enjoys Halloween, the Addams family, and interesting food, and she LOVES onion soup dip. She could not bring herself to eat the dip I made and dyed with some olive drab coloring. (Graveyard Rot Dip, I called it.) Just like her father could not enjoy the creamy, buttery mashed potatoes I made with some little purple fleshed potatoes I found one day at the grocery. More for me, ha-ha.
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