Hot Dog Rice Krispie Treats are the perfect food for Summer 2020

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/07/28/hot-dog-rice-krispie-treats-ar.html

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I clicked it because I didn’t believe it. I watched it, saw that it is real, and I still don’t believe it.

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“What? No, fuck this.” was my reaction and I stand by it.

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If that is Food of the Gods I am resigning my commission

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Okay so there are some things I will balk at after 4 years of college dorm cafeteria food.

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Hot Dog Rice Krispie Treats* are the perfect** food*** for Summer 2020****

* not treats
** highly imperfect
*** for certain narrow definitions of “food”
**** not for any time, including 2020 and summer

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Fake news

Why not? It all goes in the same hole.

Reminds me I need to play Eggggg again…

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As a Chicagoan, I’m horrified at his use of ketchup on a hotdog.

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Every time I try to imagine what this tastes like, my gag reflex kicks in.

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Remember when ('member berries!) South Park started, and one of the reviews was (paraphrased) “This is the worst animation ever, and nothing but far jokes!”, so Matt and Trey made “Terence and Phillip” and said, “No, this is the worst animation ever and nothing but fart jokes.”?

I think this is the “Terrence and Phillip” of cooking. :wink:

No just “no,” but:

FUCK NO.

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Hot dogs and mustard with rice krispy treats? Nah, probably not. However, there is a yummy sweet/savory version. Mix chopped bacon in with your treats and then stick the pan in a smoker for 30-45 minutes before eating. Decided to do this out of the blue one day, and it’s faboo!

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Food science has gone mad, where is the Hamburger Helper in this time of crisis?

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With your mighty Glove of Helping, slap this foul creation back into the depths of Reddit from whence it came!!!

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No one anywhere should ever put ketchup on a hotdog. So gross.

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Needs more aspic.

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A fellow /r/ShittyFoodPorn enthusiast, I assume? One of my favourites!

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