Great idea! Very few people have ever learned how to defend themselves against pointed raspberries.
Clearly they thought he was Alan Rickman
Have they considered renaming Knife-Crime Island? Maybe to something like āNonviolent Conflict Resolution Island?ā
Saw it one year at the H. P. Lovecraft Film Festival and never forgot it 
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Have you ever seen a marmalade spoon? It has serrated edges on the bowl for dealing with oversized marmalade chunks. Slightly more dangerous, but only just.
Loganberries, you mean?
Mud Island. Believe.
Thereās also the ever-deadly grapefruit spoon.
Good thing you donāt have the AK-47 of spoons then: the grapefruit spoon.
Jinxā¦you owe me a coke!
Or perhaps an absinthe spoon.
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As the mother of three boys I can confirm this phenomenon. Itās like socks getting lost in the dryer. One of my sons was commenting that we have a whole lot more butter knives than spoons or forks, and I had to explain that forks and spoons disappear.
thatās already taken
Awesome!
Iāve got the one second on the left.
So, the punishment is one day of suspension per person shot?
Butā¦ butā¦ where do they go?
You better let Crickett Firearms know weāre not stupid enough to give guns to kids. The popularity of their āMy First Rifleā campaign is fooling them into thinking we areā¦
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