23 Likes
Oh good, itâll finally be easy to draw in vector.
8 Likes
Ok ok I am listening to the radio and Fauci is speaking right now, at a press conference featuring ThatHorribleOrangeMan. So at least we know Dr. Fauci is still alive and has a job as of 24 Mar 2020, 5pm (1700) US Central Time.
ETA:
6 Likes
âWhereâs Fauci?â America panics as doctor absent again from White House briefing
Wat?
The Guardian doesnât usually go with hyperbolic headlines. America is not panicking over that. 
6 Likes
for once, trump is telling the truth. i did some research and this time last year south korea hadnât even managed one single test. compare that to the usa where weâre now able to do hundreds of tests a day. itâs obvious weâre ahead of the curve
/s
10 Likes
Donât know if anyone posted this yet, but @docosc and everyone with a medical background: recommended.
https://www.medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.15.20036707v2
tl;dr: it is likely carriers get infectious in the mean by 2.5 days before they have any symptoms. The authorsâ models predicts that 44% of infections occur before the symptoms.
People, stay home. Break the chain. We donât even realise if we are contagious.
16 Likes
Whoa, someone actually texted you in 2020? Oh, nvm, itâs just Boris Johnson, telling you to stay the f**k at home
9 Likes
It made me feel really special and like someone cared enough to reach out.
15 Likes
Internet Archive opens National Emergency Library for shut-in students, commercial vendors agree
9 Likes
a co-worker of mine has been using âride sharingâ as the buses round here have gone wonky. apparently, uber and lyft are charging âcongestion pricingâ pretty much 24/7 - despite the fact ridership is down, and presumably available drivership is up.
the drivers, of course, arenât seeing any of it.
11 Likes
Thank you, valuable context.
6 Likes
Asshole real estate developer is an asshole real estate developer.
Edit
15 Likes
It wasnât supposed to be an instruction manual:
12 Likes
ENTs are just reporting this as a relevant symptom. Conjunctivitis has also been reported. Vicious bug.
23 Likes
Il Douche didnât. Thatâs a really low bar, but Musk cleared it, soâŚ
15 Likes
12 Likes
12 Likes
I would point out that the right is currently debating how many American lives, in terms of orders of magnitude need sacrificing to bump up the Dow. 10^3? 10^4? Maybe go with 10^5 or 10^6 just to be sure. These people are rapidly losing the right to call themselves âhuman.â 
32 Likes
Thatâs because the truth dies in darkness. Trump is the dark lord.
5 Likes
