So - it’s a million to one chance?
Scientists have calculated that the chances of something so patently absurd actually existing are millions to one.
But magicians have calculated that million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten.
Terry Pratchett, Mort
Sing to the tune of Lose Yourself to Dance:
I know you don’t get chance to take it slow this often
I know your life is slowing and it’s stopping
So enjoy this time and just go ahead and take it easy
Sleep, eat, seat
Stay the fuck at home
Stay the fuck at home
Stay the fuck at home
Stay the fuck at home
…
Everybody staying at home now
Can’t go out there anymore
Everybody stay inside
Yeah, come on (stay the fuck at home)
…
Sure I could read all your fancy words, but was does the President’s gut say about this?
has this instructional video, it’s got hope in it:
Thank you, Czechs.
Thank you, Slovakians.
Well, xkcd is at least a somewhat hopeful take.
Even with the gripping hand, I’ve run out of hands.
More fast tests:
Lots of promises of tests, but here in AZ it’s still basically a consolation prize for dying.
The ignorance and incompetence. It hurts.
Interesting. @GoatCheezInfrno, your instincts may have been correct:
