Ongoing coronavirus happenings

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This is your clue:

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From Usenet:

Do you know what all the apocalyptic zombie movies got wrong? They didn’t show the scenes of the people protesting in the streets for the right to be eaten by zombies.

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Sorority amid a coronavirus pandemic: women unite to help those who are most vulnerable. They raise money, buy food and cooking gas (In Brazil we use liquid petroleum gas, which i think it is the same gas sold by Hank Hill from the cartoon King of the Hill.) and even pay each other’s house bills. ‘So nobody goes hungry’.

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eta: Didn’t notice that this was last Sunday.

Footage shot from a Moscow tower block and posted on Twitter on Friday showed more than 50 emergency service vehicles queueing around the block.

Another user shared street-level footage of what appeared to be the same stretch of ambulances. They said it was filmed outside a hospital on Startovaya Street, in the Losinoostrovsky district of the Russian capital.

“The picture is terrifying. This is no longer possible to hide,” the user tweeted.

The queue was reportedly the result of a logistical error, with patients being sent there when no beds were actually available.

:cry:

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Wow, this Becky is actually a Becky.

Also, sheep are so dumb they can drown in a puddle. Shepherds save sheep from themselves more than from predators.

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Well, yeah, by saving the stupid sheep, you are selecting for stupidity. You should let the sheep that would drown in a puddle drown in a puddle, that way, the ones that are left behind will have stronger won’t-drown-in-a-puddle genes.

/s, but I wish I didn’t have to make it explicit.

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But then they’re harder to catch, shear and butcher.

We’re still talking about sheep, right?

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Seen at the anti-lockdown protest in Columbus, Ohio. Sadly predictable but still disheartening that we’ve reached this point.

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What the actual fuck


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Wil Wheaton epitomizes the essence of ‘Don’t Be a Dick’ once again


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Having tended both sheep and turkeys, well-known for their supposed stupidity as domestic livestock, I can say they are not that stupid. Any animal can panic, and when panic sets in all bets are off. For the most part, though, sheep and turkey survival instincts are still intact.

HUMANS, however
 Jury is still out on those


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When you think assholes can’t get any lower right in the middle of possibly the worst problem mankind has yet faced.

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I have to post this here as well:

This is exactly how the “Tea Party” started: five-ten old white racist shitheads somehow gathering more “liberal media” attention than all the anti-Iraq War protests combined.

Remember, war sells papers. So, how did the “liberal” New York Times swing on the obviously fraudulent and illegal Iraq War? Anyone but me remember?

Now Trump is their meal ticket, and they will do anything to keep him in office. Playing up these fake protests will be just one of their games.

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