Ongoing coronavirus happenings

…in their heads?

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https://www.health.com/mind-body/perineum-butt-sunning-wellness-trend

(Looks like @anon15383236 and I were thinking the same thing)

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Pew! Pew!

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deleted: covered earlier. !!

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He got the idea from a science program on TV.

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:drooling_face: So he is putting his plant physiology PhD to good use, then? /s

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I feel like the pineapple and coconut juice in my screwdriver is making much better use of plant physiology. And it definitely seems to be putting sunlight in my body.

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A nice 2017 dry cherry mead here, but same findings. We should publish! :grin:

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Madam Mrs The Ratel: “If only we could get the inside of the body to stare at an eclipse.”

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I have my own technique, though lethality may or may not favorably compare to hydroxychloroquine.

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Where the fuck those guillotines at?

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Holy shit!! 190 Everclear? We used that in college to make punch. Yeah the next day(s) went very poorly!

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PGA punch! I wonder if there’s still a negative floating around out there of me with my head under the PGA punch waterfall.

If only I knew the things I know now about alcohol…I would have gotten myself into a lot more trouble.

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I do the same, although closer to three or four times a week (including a larger “Saturday-night-with-MST3K” dose for joy) and I’ve noticed my tolerance is increasing. We still live with prohibition, which means my edibles (a) are homemade and (b) have inconsistent doses. Access to measured dosed edibles would be fantastic but legalisation here is a long way away.

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“Suppose you can bring the light inside the body, either through the skin or in some other way”
2020-04-23
“Suppose that we hit the body with a tremendous, whether it’s ultraviolet or just very powerful light”

These statements apparently did not come from butthole sunshine research, but from dark asshole research delivered by Bill Bryan:

“Our most striking observation to date is the powerful effect solar light appears to have on killing the virus on both surfaces & in the air. We see a similar effect with both temperature & humidity … increasing them is unfavorable for the virus.”

This might check out but in 2019 a whistleblower submitted a complaint accusing Bryan of using his former position in the Department of Energy to funnel business to a private energy company. He allegedly used his Energy Department position to try to steer government funds to the center, which United States and Ukrainian officials believe to be aligned with Rinat Akhmetov, a billionaire oligarch, and Manafort bro, who maintains close connections to pro-Russia political forces in Ukraine.

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That reminded me of this decade old bullshit:

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So you’ll just keep upping your dosage as your tolerance keeps increasing? Hmmm…

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