The overlords are here!
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Pence Day,
Here is the exact conversation, which you can hear in the clip below.
Aide: Those are empty, sir. We are good to go.
Mike Pence: Well can I carry the empty ones? Just for the camera?
Aide: Absolutely
And they did. As you can see in the video below, Mike Pence bravely carried through his heroic delivery of empty boxes to a nursing home.
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Word up.
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That would require that they have empathy or humanity. They only have pride and sloth.
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Did you notice the price? 
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Of course; Iād have been disappointed otherwise.
Interestingly, red is the only color left in stock right nowā¦
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Unrelated
https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/07/health/coronavirus-semen-china-health/index.html
No evidence, however, that it can transmit through urine.
That remark was also apropos of nothing.
And then science was doneā¦
About a quarter of them were in the acute stage of infection and nearly 9% of them were recovering, the team reported.
āI know you canāt breathe, but could you rub one out into this jar? For science?ā
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If you say so. But I have my suspicions.
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Iād like one that looks like the Black Russian from Black Adder.
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Potemkin presidency.
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Usually my mantra is āIāve gotta get out of this fucking country,ā but now I realize Iām not going to live that long.
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The point is the symbolism of him carrying an empty box.
Also, regarding the first tweet in the screenshot, Twitterās really working hard on removing Trumpvirus misinformation.
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The real gold of that article is the line āNow is not the time for PR stuntsā while Pence is actively doing PR stunts.
Might want to scan the serial numbers of the PPE to see whether itās the same stuff stolen from the states.
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Follow up:
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I posted that on the wall at my office. Couldnāt be more appropriate!
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WTAF??? How is this even possible?
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Exactly on point for the whole damned administration.
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