I guess itās progress that at least heās no longer calling the virus a āDemocrat hoaxā?
Unsurprisingly disappointing so farā¦
guess heās running a little late.
It really is a shame that nobody seems interested in carrying this statement to its actual logical conclusion as long as thereās a buck to be made.
I suspect this is the best part.
The NYT, three years late and a few million dollars short, finally gets the headline right.
My brain is a bit slow todayā¦do you mean, like, eliminate homelessness (as in, only people who have homes are in danger of having their water shut off)?
Hmm, orāwater being essential, should be a good freely provided to everyone?
But, if we canāt abort the coronavirus, how can we hope to stop it?
The lesson is, when Trump tells you not to test for the pandemic, not to share information about it, to keep it classifiedā¦ donāt! Donāt do what Trump says to do. Trump is going to blame you for doing what Trump said to do anyway.
Itās not your choice what happens!
Etcā¦
Same way you stop tornadoes - nuke it.
Donāt say that too loud, heāll hear you!
Por que no los dos? Eliminate homelessness and give everyone free water because itās essential to life.
I really, really hope that by now the Air Force has replaced the āFootballā with something from Fisher-Price.
Iām now imagining an intercontinental missile with a giant nerf tip.
