Originally published at: Oops! Public penis fondler Lauren Boebert gets erased from GOP youth conference | Boing Boing
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Imagine how shite you have to be to have the Hitlerjugend kick you out!
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Oh no! The GOP youth will have to start without her. 
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A Google site search revealed Boebert’s name has been scrubbed from the entire Texas Youth Summit webpage," reports MTN.
Or “rubbed out”, you might say.
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Oh no! The GOP Hitler youth will have to start without her. Fix it for you
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Originally published at: After fondling a penis in public, Congressperson Boebert is invited to speak at a GOP youth conference | Boing Boing
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Ah, but you see, now the conference organizers have OWNED THE LIBS!
Also too: The GOP has embraced vice signaling as their only communications strategy. Get to second base in public? Murder people for the lulz? Try to overthrow the government? That’s how you show your dedication to, umm, owning the libs, again.
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That photo’s just chock full of Halloween costume ideas.
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That explains it, Kimberly Guilfoyle is wearing a Kimberly Guilfoyle fright mask.
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Anyone else find it an odd design choice to literally place Boebert between Trump Jr. and his fiancée Kimberly Guilfoyle in that promotional image?
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Yep.
If there were any doubt left about the values of this party, that this is the best roster they can come up with to influence future generations should seal the deal.
Shit like this makes me want to forever write off anyone who still votes R.
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I doubt there are better venues for rude behaviour, penis fondling, and (seeing Jr.) coke snorting than a GOP youth conference.
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Cognitive dissonance requires cognition. Absence of cognition is seen as a virtue.
Or - as I learned researching 4chan and chan culture - it’s all a joke, every bit of it, and the less you get it, the funnier they think it is. It’s so lacking meaning it can’t ever properly be called nihilism. It’s just trollies
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It looks like Donnie, on the left, has lost some weight, but can’t shake that weird nicotine skin colour.
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Just setting up the narrative for the championship, three-way, no-holds-barred cage match at the end of the conference.
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Texas Youth Summit Agenda
9am: Charlie Kirk
“Indoctrinating Today’s Youth One Lie at a Time”
10am: Kimberly Guilfoyle
“Public Speaking: Shout Your Talking Points”
11am: Breakout Session
“Communism, Hillary’s Emails and Biden’s Laptop: Untangle the Q-spiracy”
1pm: Byron Donalds
“Tokenism: Feeling Safe in the Party That Hates You”
2pm: Lauren Boebert
“Heavy Petting: Unzipping the Pleasures of Hypocrisy”
3pm: Donald Trump Jr.
“The Art of the Cocaine Deal: Failing Upwards”
4pm: Open Forum (males only, please)
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Now you just got me thinking about a variation of the trolley problem with these five on one of the tracks, TFG on the other. Not sure if it’s more or less morally challenging…
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None of these headliners are known for their aim, so it’s doubtful they’ll all miss the baby during the pregnant teen stoning event. Gonna be awkward.
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