responds emphasising the importance of the common touch, life-earned wisdom and the mass of regular people in [blue/red] states agreeing in the latest [media outlet] survey
Grants that others may have differing knowledge and/or opinions. Having removed self from on-topic discussion, resorts to performing grammatical checks and editorial comment upon various writing styles of other commenters instead.
Commences tangential abstract meta-debate on the juxtaposition of persuasion and rhetoric
Runs out of mildly apropos factoids, resorts to sermon on debate tactics.
supercilious comment implying vacuity on behalf of those who cannot stay on topic
Note about how moderators on this site have gone out of control, and insistence that obvious derailment is germane to the topic at hand, when itâs really just an opportunity to trot out some of my personal peeves. Sad but completely vague lamentation about what BoingBoing has come to.
Reaches for italics in frantic hope of being validated.
Hey, this is not about you.
Makes it about me.
Make $300/$600/$1200 a day from your home/office/jail cell! link to ponzi scheme
Christ, what a banana!
Over-used âmemeâ graphic.
Seven or eight lengthy paragraphs relating an arguably funny anecdote from my trailer-park upbringing, just barely tangentially relevant to a sentence in a previous commenterâs previous comment and probably not relevant at all to the OP, probably posted hours (if not days) after most everyone else has thoroughly discussed the issue and moved on, since I almost never have occasion to read BB on the weekends.
And I do mean lengthy.
Complaint that I canât like this more than once.
attempt at having the last word some time after the world has moved on
Comment accusing you of attempting to have the last word some time after the world has moved on.
comment reading âso says youâ
Claim that my stance isnât just my opinion; itâs objectively correct.
Interjects own opinion as fact into an A-B conversation, hoping for a moment of social relevance.
Dismissive statement accusing you of not doing any research regarding Topic, and formulating your opinion based only on one quote by Popular Celebrity.