Points out popular celebrity is an expert in said field somehow and points to own looking at wikipedia as a defense of own expertise…
5 Likes
Points out that popular celebrity only thinks he or she is an expert in said field.
Calls you an idiot in a particularly offensive way, hoping to get a rise out of you.
4 Likes
Defends this celebrity, although reminds you that in general celebrities are useless human beings.
Suggests where you can shove your offensive statement impugning my good character.
4 Likes
Calls you a useless human being, and reminds you about one time when said celebrity did something wrong.
Makes empty threat.
4 Likes
Points out all the good the celebrity has done, and how they apologized for that ONE thing…
Tries to defuse your anger with self-deprecation.
4 Likes
Link to an article which was linked and responded to in the opinion piece.
5 Likes
Concedes that said celebrity has done some good things. States that that doesn’t make you any more right.
Half-assed apology, saying that “I got a little too worked-up,” so I don’t get banned.
2 Likes
Forget which side of the issue I’m on, and post statement which contradicts something I said earlier.
3 Likes
Question the integrity of a study cited in said article.
1 Like
Thinks both of you should be flagged for moderator attention, but only flags you… solely because @anon61221983 liked my previous post so hard.
Coming up next: strident but ultimately false denials that my impartiality could ever be shaken by mere Likes.
4 Likes
Angry reply accusing you of not having read article.
2 Likes
Warns everyone to stay on topic, then starts an off-topic subthread of puns on the article content.
10 Likes
Compliments then playfully teases moderator in an oily and uncomfortably personal way under the mistaken impression that there’s an “in-crowd” to which one may be accepted with enough fawning and supplication. Comes off like the balding 45 year old guy with the pony tail hitting on girls at a college bar.
6 Likes
Sly but opaque reference to Humpty Dumpty.
1 Like
introspective stream of words attempting to make a point but poignantly revealing personal insecurities about being a balding 43 year old
3 Likes
Realised a while back this is much more fun than actual commenting.
8 Likes
Runs hands through luxuriant mane of hair.
Smiles to himself.
4 Likes
They shouldn’t close this board after five days; this should be ongoing.
6 Likes
Castigates @JonasEggeater for breaking character…
4 Likes
Oh.
Bollocks.
2 Likes
