Opinion Piece on Controversial Subject

Posts a unicorn chaser:

May be confused as to what a unicorn chaser is supposed to mean.

Or not.

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another attempt at having the last word some time after the world has moved on

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Posits that everyone should calm the fuck down, then says something inflammatory.

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Flourishes Amen to that.

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claims tl;dr, then posts 3 paragraphs of inflammatory preach within the hour.

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Takes the bait, calls you a staunch defender of the orthodoxy, compares you to Hitler.

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Declares the discussion over, as Godwin’s law has been invoked… Proceeds to add yet another opinion on the topic.

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Blames socioeconomic conditions.

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Argues that race is also a factor.

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Insists any who disagree are de facto racists, while stereotyping and degrading those accused of stereotyping and degrading. Unnoticed irony lays there, bleeding profusely.

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Subtly guffaws at desperate resort to Latin phrases to bolster position

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Insists that was not being racist and that you misunderstood intent of previous point. Argues that racism is indeed at work here and never said otherwise.

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Spots far more entertaining trollbaiting opp, goes for it.

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Launches ad hominem attack with typping accuray indicative of a post-prandial drink or three.

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Says with something incendiary in order to get attention back. Suggests only playing devil’s advocate.

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Accuse everyone of Hitler.

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Heavy snark couched in lightly polite phrasing leads to idle contemplation of what all the fronting covers. Resulting pulse of globespanning involuntary pornsnark results in momentary lag. And vague nausea.

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It’s just not funny.

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Asserts that it is funny

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A polite but insistent remark to the effect that there must be something seriously wrong with you to find that funny.

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