registers the domain snarkporn.com
Belatedly realises error, scours internets for reference to ‘snarkporn’, disappointment at failure of even www.urbandictionary.com to provide answers
“Me too.”
Annoyed off-topic insertion that Linux is insufficiently user-friendly.
Humbly suggests user tries a fresh-out-the-box windows install with no codecs or Flash.
(strokes beard)
Scoffs at Linux and gladly throws money into the coffers of Apple Inc.
Offering of apology for something no one is even thinking about now. Hoping to regain center of attention.
Wonders who will have the last word, given that this thread will close in two days time … will we see a race to the finish?
@danegeld(Calls into work, saying I’ll be sick for the next two days.)
Says “It’s no problem, at least you’re not being an idiot anymore,” or another similarly backhanded statement.
@eabecerra, @GilbertWham, @anon68287401
Says that talking about operating systems is off-topic, but only flags Windows and Mac users’ posts.
Angrily interjects, “It’s GNU/Linux!”
Jesus + emoticons.
No actual content.
Your argument is invalid.
cautious inquiry into the nature of your post, with a definite scent of 'about to leap very strongly on one side of the debate, whatever it is. Emoticons noticeable by their absence.
Senses opposition coming. Checks identity of poster, time, and current mood to determine whether pre-defusing, line-in-sand, or gaslighting is in order…
Lacking response after some time, holding comment on diversionary issue intended to dissipate future counter-attacks on rather brilliant and erudite summation and solution to main topic issue, aiming for score of 25 likes and commentary along lines of others seen, viz “if I could like x 10 I would!”
Realises we’ve just reinvented Mornington Crescent.
TEN CONSECUTIVE POSTS WITH THE EXACT SAME SHOUTING SENTENCE AND A SPAM LINK.
furtively posts “zyzzyva” + wink