Opinion Piece on Controversial Subject

registers the domain snarkporn.com

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Belatedly realises error, scours internets for reference to ‘snarkporn’, disappointment at failure of even www.urbandictionary.com to provide answers

“Me too.”

Annoyed off-topic insertion that Linux is insufficiently user-friendly.

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Humbly suggests user tries a fresh-out-the-box windows install with no codecs or Flash.

(strokes beard)

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Scoffs at Linux and gladly throws money into the coffers of Apple Inc.

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Offering of apology for something no one is even thinking about now. Hoping to regain center of attention.

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Wonders who will have the last word, given that this thread will close in two days time … will we see a race to the finish?

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@danegeld(Calls into work, saying I’ll be sick for the next two days.)

Says “It’s no problem, at least you’re not being an idiot anymore,” or another similarly backhanded statement.

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@eabecerra, @GilbertWham, @anon68287401
Says that talking about operating systems is off-topic, but only flags Windows and Mac users’ posts.

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Angrily interjects, “It’s GNU/Linux!”

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Jesus + emoticons.

No actual content.

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Your argument is invalid.

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cautious inquiry into the nature of your post, with a definite scent of 'about to leap very strongly on one side of the debate, whatever it is. Emoticons noticeable by their absence.

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Senses opposition coming. Checks identity of poster, time, and current mood to determine whether pre-defusing, line-in-sand, or gaslighting is in order…

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Lacking response after some time, holding comment on diversionary issue intended to dissipate future counter-attacks on rather brilliant and erudite summation and solution to main topic issue, aiming for score of 25 likes and commentary along lines of others seen, viz “if I could like x 10 I would!”

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Realises we’ve just reinvented Mornington Crescent.

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TEN CONSECUTIVE POSTS WITH THE EXACT SAME SHOUTING SENTENCE AND A SPAM LINK.

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furtively posts “zyzzyva” + wink

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