Optical illusion tights and swim shorts give you the junk of Michaelangelo's David

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Yep; as an artist (and former art student) I’m hip to the reasoning why. But try telling that today’s wannabe alpha-males.

Again, try telling that to some dudes who seem to think arbitrary dick pics are somehow ‘enticing.’

O_o

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Kind of OT, but:

Dislike it when clothes websites show CGI-version of their product,
instead of an actual photo.

Presumably, I’d be wearing their product and not a CGI-version of their product.

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I wonder how much a dick pic painted by Michelangelo would sell for these days.

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You name it, there is some tiny market for it.

My guess on the best sellers? The 20-25 year old Hipster market.

I mean, I can just a imagine a few of these turning up on either gender for a Beer Yoga meetup.

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Warning: May NOT be a deterrent for everybody. Int hat case, it’s a filter.

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*dies laughing

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Wait, your ex is the pope!?!

Oh, wait. You mean Jesus.

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Wife and I have a cooking apron that’s the same idea. It’s a big hit at parties.

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I usually get the junk of David from swimming in cold water.

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Leonard Zelig: I worked with Freud in Vienna. We broke over the concept of penis envy. Freud felt that it should be limited to women.

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“That’s the best design they could come up with?!?”

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Not for fans of futanari… they’d lose their shit over this.

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It seems to be another of those print-on-demand services where they throw an image library onto their catalogue software and only make the clothes as they get ordered.

It may be that these pants have never existed in physical form, but I’d expect a few to materialise in the next month as people see this story, order a pair, discover that having a seam right through the middle of the dick basically ruins the effect, then never wear them.

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I bet this is a great way to deter catcallers. Confuse the shit out of them. I kinda want one.

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She had a hell of a lawyer.

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A butt brought 3.17 GBP.

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Doubtful, if the futa porn I’ve seen is anything to go by; those anime characters’ endowment make satyr art look underwhelming by comparison.

I am curious how such an ‘interesting social experiment’ would turn out…

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Here is an intstructable that uses the Ponzo optical illusion to make it appear larger!

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Where can I get these? Asking for a friend.

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