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Been there, done that.
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Okay, I thought this was going to be a thing about how the desire to engage in oral sex was caused by demon possession. Turned out it was way more direct.
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I think the proper term is “succubus.”
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Well played.
But please tell me this was an acting improv class. Please?
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Wow. Gawd worshipers are kinky.
Somebody give that lady an Oscar.
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Wouldn’t the “demon” be an incubus?
Oral Sex Demon is a fantastic band name; and maybe a good name for an Evangelist.
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And “Banished” is the perfect name for their first album.
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Were you protected by your CIA Radio Scrotum?
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Interesting choice of soundtrack? I hope if she was really still having weird discharge from her genitals that she went to a doctor eventually instead of turning to magic further.
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blathered in passing is that the central act of Christianity was that old time possession schtick. Including even possessed pigs, (for you godless heathens you, see: Matthew 8:28-34). Jesus was an exorcist as his main act. And speaking in tongues was merely when the holy(good) spirit took possession of you. my favorite is the Jesus ‘quote’ which amounts to “When you drive out one demon, seven return” (oh, uh, how about Luke 11:26ish) …so, eh, it’s good work to have a self retaining business.
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Freedom of religion is freedom to be stupid.
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Let’s see, superstition combined with repressed sexual desires . . . what could go wrong?
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And honestly, who of us hasn’t?
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This is like professional wrestling but with more clothing.
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Calling Doctor Demon Sperm. Calling Doctor Demon Sperm.
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You can imagine a version of this that is fun, but the key ingredient would be not taking the religious part seriously, and umma go out on a limb and guess these folks are taking it very seriously. And then it points to a bunch of dark places.
Basically megachurch faith healing could be cool, but only if it was drag queens doing it, is what I’m saying.
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Oh.My.Gods…
Featuring an orchestra of overdriven harps!
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