Originally published at: Paint your nails with Velveeta | Boing Boing
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to pivot Velveeta from a cheese-adjacent product to a lifestyle brand
This seems like a golden opportunity for one of those cholesterol-reducing drug manufacturers!
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No thanks, Velveeta’s not really my color anyway.
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Back in the 90s at least, Kraft was strictly organized into two sides - Food Products and Non-Food Products. Now, it’s true that there were some very questionable decisions about what was put into the Food Products side, but they NEVER would have allowed an abomination like this.
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I’m not biting my nails, I’m eating nachos!
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Sounds like they watched Idiocracy, and aspired to having Velveeta be the real world Brawndo.
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My wife (a Notre Dame trained lawyer of all things) is into doing funky nail designs for herself and has gotten pretty talented at it…I’d almost like to see what she could cook up with that nail polish.
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oh hell no
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It really ruins the trick of putting Tabasco on them to stop you - you’re just making yourself more delicious!
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The future keeps finding new ways to disappoint.
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velveeta is to glamour as plastic flowers are to orchids
That so-called nail polish? Mi na t’ink soa, mon.
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Classy.
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Don’t forget that they also sell a red base colour based on blood kelp.
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Lol - I have been spending so much time on Planet 4546B lately!
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That one’s not as bad somehow. The biome is scarier; but I always imagined blood kelp to have a clean, sharp, carcinogenic scent; not like the vaguely rancid, clinging, lipid globule spatter of kelp root pustules and/or velveeta™ brand pasteurized prepared cheese product.
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