Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/10/09/parolee-arrested-after-making.html
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“encase anyone was curious”
Either his spelling is atrocious or the misspelling was an attempt at a humorous pun. I’m hoping it’s the former because the latter is an unforgivable crime.
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I had to stop watching after a minute. The endless tool fumbling was driving me mad.
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Parolee Gentleman arrested after making and posting video…
FTFY
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Dammit, Dustin. You had to go ruin it for everybody else, didn’t ya? /s
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He’ll go far in this life, as soon as he gets that dam ankle monitor off.
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I am shocked that someone clever enough to post video of himself violating his parole to social media would be forced to resort to crime to get by… /s
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Note to self: When removing my ankle monitor bracelet, use a regular screwdriver rather than a multitool.
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The butter-knife tampering case should be…cut…and dry.
He has sacrificed himself so that we may live free!
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“Burns was charged this week with tampering with electronic monitoring equipment, a felony, court records say.”
Followed by a lawsuit on behalf of the manufacturer, charging Burns with divulging proprietary information and infringing the company’s IP rights?
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He didn’t break DRM so he may be alright.
If it is this easy to circumvent a ankle bracelet, maybe there should also be some consequences for the creators of that bracelet.
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“I’m asking for clemency, your Honor, because I’m handicapped by a near-terminal case of stupidity.”
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I thought the title read “ankle bone” at first glance. Not sure whether to be relieved or disappointed.
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Aren’t electronic monitoring devices the ultimate in rights management technology?
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i think its the ladder
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Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, amirite?
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