Originally published at: Passenger sinks teeth into her Uber driver's neck, say police | Boing Boing
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Another normal day in…
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I’m glad the driver wasn’t more seriously injured.
Reminds me of this:
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Being a psychotic cannibal is okay in Florida as long as you have the money.
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I see a headline like this and think to myself, “please don’t be Florida, please don’t be Florida”
damn it, man! of course it was Florida. it’s always fukkin Florida.
shit 
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Was witness tampering a different charge?
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Florida Woman makes fewer appearances in the media than Florida Man, but when she does she goes big.
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Alcohol certainly brings out the best in people…oops, I meant the beast in people!
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I have to assume her Uber photo doesn’t look like her booking photo ‘cause yikes! That’s a firm no.
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Note to self: buy more garlic.
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wow that’s awful. Where was this? Oh Florida. OK.
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Wow, in that booking photo one eye says “I want to go home now”, and the other says “I want to choke the life out of you”.
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Let’s hope she lives within walking distance of the courthouse. How long after she was arrested did Uber ban her from their service permanently?
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$15,000 means she laid out like $1500 to a bondsman
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Soon Uber will invest in and promote aftermarket partition installations for their drivers…
My cousin recently moved to Florida, and on one hand I feel bad for teasing him about it. On the other, you just gave me some new material. 
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I’ve never seen news where anyone under the influence of marijuana did anything like this, even in Florida. Moral: don’t drink – smoke pot.
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She was already cloven from the driver.
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Clicked just to make sure this was Florida.
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