I wondered for a moment if it could be guerilla marketing for a new Austin Powers movie.
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+1 For Lynda Carter GIF.
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Peak Microsoft.
“Clippy doesn’t cut it in this age of augmented reality and machine learning, and everyone hates him anyway. What can we replace him with?”
“How about a slightly stalkerish AI with an unhealthy relationship with an abuse survivor who refuses to take his helmet off and ultimately goes insane with a God complex?”
“Perfect!”
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A good patent attorney would have included claims for other undergarments for all genders.
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Didn’t see anything about “clap on…”
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CLAP OFF…
CLAP OFF…
CLAP OFF CLAP OFF
THE CLAPPER
Really, this is quite impractical for use in public.
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I wonder if this comes under the heading “case of the clap”?
Sorry, but I just had to do that…
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That comes with a radio key and makes a car alarm sound.
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I was only just recently reading about actor and singer Hazel O’Connor’s bad experience with him.
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Hey, bear with!
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Nothing is perfect. It still might be helpful. Although I have an actual Clapper. It’s surprisingly difficult to use. You have to be close and neither too fast nor too slow.
I read the title and I was like: “Wait, when you clap or when anyone claps.”
Then I read the article…
I’m trying to figure this out. The most common bra fastener in a hook going through a loop. You take the hook out of the loop. It’s not exactly a Gordian knot.
It’s amazing how things that are so incredibly theoretically important to people don’t merit any effort at all. How does a person mentally reconcile the idea that being about to do something is critical to them getting it on with women with the fact that they won’t even type “how do you do that thing” into google?
Maybe I’m reading too much into this, but this seriously makes me think of people joking (“joking”) about not being able to find the clitoris, or any other thing about women being mysterious. It’s the internet age. I just found youtube videos and a buzzfeed article on unhooking bras one-handed in two seconds. It’s actually easy (step 1: Get consent!).
Maybe practice? Go to a store, buy a bra, put it around something, practice until you are good at undoing it. Practicing is how you get good at literally everything, it’s not a big secret.
Christ almighty.
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Someone spread this message!
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Why am I reminded of this:
If you’re happy and you know it…
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