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Bring on the Moloko Plus!!
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Hey Mr. Inventor, got something for you…!
https://i.imgur.com/X4dBqJ1.gifv
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Ugh, that’s the same problem with bras! We’re back to square one!
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sigh
At least it doesn’t make a klaxon noise when activated.
Yet.
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To be fair, I’ve always found that to be a mood killer.
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This seems like a step in the right direction, but I am waiting for condoms that auto-fit via fist bump.
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which is difficult to open, especially for the male counterpart.
But why? Is that one thick leather, or something?
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What’s the sound of one hand clapping?
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Speaking as a “male counterpart”, it’s just not that difficult. It’s a bit tricky one-handed, but so is clapping.
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What happens if the wrong person tries to get in?
ME: (years ago) struggling with the back
HER: This one opens in the front.
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Anybody else think of Eagle Baur giving lessons in Rock’n’Roll Highschool?
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Ahh, Eaglebauer Enterprises…
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There’s an app for that too.
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Funny you should mention that - the patent also mentions “signal-activated panties” that can be biometrically locked with a voice or fingerprint “generated by another individual”…
I’m familiar with the trope that men won’t stop to ask for directions when lost, but this is ridiculous.
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Learning how to pleasure a woman isn’t just for men.
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