Personalized cum and vag rags

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The next time you’re at someone else’s house or a hotel, realize that at some point all of the towels were a cum and/or vag rag.

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I know a bunch of people who used to hang out in the regretsy forums, I’m sure they’ll appreciate y’all carrying on the legacy or something

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Would it be weird to get “To: David” for myself ?

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Reminds me of this old Jeffrey Brown comic (from before his “Darth Vader & Son” days)

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You could get a second one marked “Guest”. Because that’s classy.

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You can’t buy advertising like this.

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Don’t forget:

Location. Location. Location.

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I sure miss the Tragicrafting.

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Is Spencer’s Gifts still a thing? Because this screams Spencer’s.

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Yes, it still exists.

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If you’re the only participant I think it’s still just called a “hand towel.”

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Because it’s 2020, I should’ve known of course it still exists.

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ESPECIALLY if you put these in the half-bath generally reserved for guests. “Guest towels” indeed!

Also, damn I miss the snark of Regretsy. Is there anything else that snarky around? Please recommend!

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Or go for subtle.

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Another day, another reason to ask if the straights are ok.

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Am I the only one who still uses a sock? At least until I can’t get my shoe on over it.

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