Originally published at: Pete Davidson to ride Jeff Bezos' rocket | Boing Boing
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Somewhere in a large insurance company an actuary is raising the premium for this particular flight.
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No take backs.
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I grow weary of celebrity dick measuring. 
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How about a very feminine rocket instead Pete?
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The real question is: how high will Pete Davidson be on the trip?
Kinda fucking bizarre that he could be in the history books as the first stoned person in space.
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Ye has been in space for some time.
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If comedians are running countries now, then yes, get them to fucking space already to absorb the fragility of our precious marble. I’ve gone beyond fully conceding to the upside down - fuck it, I’m leaning into it.
If they go forward with it it looks like we’re in for a real-life stand-off like in that classic 1977 Saturday Night Live sketch Planet of the Men vs. Planet of the Women:
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Our hopes and dreams lay in a premature ejection.
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Headline: “X to ride Jeff Bezos’ rocket”
Me: “Is that a euphemism?”
[remembers what rocket looks like]: “Oh right, it’s always a euphemism…”
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Yay, the fifth Dr will finally travel in space. What…? Yeah dr who… ohh…
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Sooooo . . . What happens when one of these celebrity and rich-people filled capsules inevitably crashes, develops a air leak, blows up, or otherwise fails? While I don’t hope it happens (because it would set back spaceflight by another decade or so, like the shuttle crashes), I do wonder how that would impact the whole zeitgeist.
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If Bezos is onboard, then I hope its a one way trip. No offense Pete, but the Earth doesn’t need Jeff back.
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I am still adjusting to the fact that the Tenth Doctor’s children is the Fifth Doctor’s grandchildren.
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They’ll be in trouble if they need someone to reverse the polarity of the neutrino flow.
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Pete Davidson to ride Jeff Bezos’ rocket
Well, I hope Bezos at least has the common decency to take him out for dinner and drinks first.
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I just hope he’s in full regulation cricket attire. Otherwise, well it’s just not
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