Jeff Bezos' rocket looks like a giant dick and these Australian news anchors can't stop laughing about it

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Originally published at: Jeff Bezos' rocket looks like a giant dick and these Australian news anchors can't stop laughing about it | Boing Boing

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“Big Jeff?”

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When it’s manned, it’s a two-layer Matryoshka doll.

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No post about Blue Origin is complete without that video.

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Yep, that’s a big fucker alright.

Just be careful where you point it.

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For some reason it doesn’t surprise me that the dude is the only one who tries to keep the joke going long after the other two are pretty much over it.

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No surprise, given that the Amazon logo is also a penis. Very mature, Jeff. Very mature.

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This lets him roll his eyes and call the world childish, while he makes his employees pee in bottles to finance his trips to space for millionaires.

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The reporter’s accent does weird things with his name; sounds like “Bay-sauce”.

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Sometimes it’s clear that Billionaires are basically middle-school kids with unlimited resources.

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It used to have a retractable shield around the crew compartment but the Jewish Space Laser saw to that.

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Came to post this, left satisfied that my work had already been done.

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and appropriately enough he’ll be in the bellend.

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It does look like a giant penis, but it is no pocket rocket!

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Intrepid Change.org user launches petition to make Jeff Bezos’ space trip one-way

A campaign has been started on the Change.org petition website to prevent Amazon founder Jeff Bezos from returning to Earth after his upcoming jaunt into space on 20 July.

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However, the three empty seats on the first manned Blue Origin mission have led to suggestions on the petition website as to who else could accompany him on his one-way trip. One idea is that he should take Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg and Tesla and SpaceX CEO Elon Musk along.
This would still leave one unclaimed seat, but even if the capsule were allowed to return safely, The Reg doubts there is another human being on Earth who would want it. Maybe John McAfee or Larry Ellison.
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The Register has contacted Jeff Bezos, but at the time of writing he was too rich to comment.

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Now what that rocket really needs is two large spherical fuel storage cells. Just not sure where they would be best located…

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