jeff andhis brother, huh…
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A couple radomes in the background would firm up the innuendo.
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We heard you like dicks in space, so we’re putting a dick (Bezos) in space in a dick (the rocket) in space!
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Dudes, children may be watching. Pixelate that thing!
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To be fair, don’t all rockets kind of resemble giant penises?
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It’s fun to be an adult. 
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it’s true. all rockets resemble giant penises, so meh on this one.
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No way I would ever take a family member into space with me. There’s an unknown chance of failure. Optimistically < 0.5%, but certainly non-zero. NASA’s own record with the Space Shuttle was 2 disasters in 135 missions. Branson’s vehicle crashed in 2014. It’s just rank irresponsibility and hubris to take that risk with 2 family members at same time.
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Made in the image and likeness of boss, a giant bazillionaire dick.
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Traditional windmill without vanes or substation. Once they add vanes it can be AIDS Ribbon ‘Fatty’ 2.x
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And here I thought the dick was in the rocket.
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Maybe “Little Big Jeff”, since this is the first of a sucession of progressively larger units.
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I don’t think Elon is too worried about Bezos’ sub-orbital sextoy. A bellend full of bellends.
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In other words, Jeff’s rocket looks like Jeff.
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Maybe next week they can do a story about the Ypsilanti, MI water tower.
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[…]
In a petition simply called “We want Jeff Bezos to buy and eat the Mona Lisa ”, Powell describes his campaign thus:
“Nobody has eaten the Mona Lisa and we feel Jeff Bezos needs to take a stand and make this happen.”
[…]
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