Plane crash caused by escaped crocodile

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I sense a sequel!

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Security screening didn’t catch it because it was cold blooded.

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“Sir, we’re on final approach. I’m going to need you to spit out the finger and return to your duffel bag.”

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Oh, they found my emotional support crocodile.

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Who let the saurian drive?

after last time…

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Something tells me their pre-boarding search procedures aren’t the most stringent. I know the TSA gets accused of not catching guns being smuggled through the checkpoint lines, but I’ve never heard of them missing a whole crocodile. And a pissed-off crocodile at that!

So it turned out the fear of the crocodile was far more dangerous than the crocodile itself…

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yes, unless it was a Mega-Duffle Bag that croc was a baby. I wonder if it survived the crash and now tells tall tales of crocodiles flying.

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I wonder how many 100% fatality cars crashes have been caused by a wasp/bee flying about in the vehicle and the spooked driver losing control. No survivors. Bug flies off.

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