Originally published at: Plane crash caused by escaped crocodile | Boing Boing
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I sense a sequel!
Security screening didn’t catch it because it was cold blooded.
“Sir, we’re on final approach. I’m going to need you to spit out the finger and return to your duffel bag.”
Oh, they found my emotional support crocodile.
Who let the saurian drive?
after last time…
Something tells me their pre-boarding search procedures aren’t the most stringent. I know the TSA gets accused of not catching guns being smuggled through the checkpoint lines, but I’ve never heard of them missing a whole crocodile. And a pissed-off crocodile at that!
So it turned out the fear of the crocodile was far more dangerous than the crocodile itself…
yes, unless it was a Mega-Duffle Bag that croc was a baby. I wonder if it survived the crash and now tells tall tales of crocodiles flying.
I wonder how many 100% fatality cars crashes have been caused by a wasp/bee flying about in the vehicle and the spooked driver losing control. No survivors. Bug flies off.
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