If so, I will gladly donate. I know, we have such big hearts!
Well, you shouldn’t take it literally. It’s important to consider the different culture and situation that the words were given for. 
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My friends all fly Learjets, I must make amends.
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“Four-thousand eight-hundred, nine-hundred, five thousand-Hallelujah! You did it, brothers and sisters! Are you ready, Jonathan?”
“Yes Reverend.”
“Lord almighty, we’ve met your price, give me the healing power, I can feel it! Lord! Rumilumilamanamanumi! This boy is healed!”
“Huh?”
“Now, to the naked eye, it would appear that this boy has not been healed, but I can assure you, this boy’s spirit has been healed! Inside this tangled, mangled frame is a healed little boy. His spirit is healed! Hallelujah!”
Maybe he could launch a Kickstarter campaign!
“Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!”
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