Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/06/10/police-abandon-police-station-following-goblin-attacks.html
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“Are monkeys real?”
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I have that book, so I know that’s a brownie, not a goblin. To be more specific, the Cauld Lad of Hylton.
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wow in Zimbabwe they have a nice assortment of (non-human) primates: bushbabies, galagos, vervet monkeys, baboons…
(nice goblinesque feature on the vervets. let’see does that mean he’s more likely to own a gun?)
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Given the choice, I’d rather face off against a goblin than a baboon any day.
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I hate it when goblins make it impossible to sleep at work.
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Monkeys would seem like a less disquieting possibility if the reports didn’t include “bodies being violated” as one of the behaviors.
Climbing around on the roof and getting into anything edible or entertaining, sure; but if they’ve got violator monkeys running around that sounds more serious than average.
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Sounds like Goblin love gone wrong!
According to Cllr Ngulani, the male officers reported being terrorised by female goblins at night. “They described being harassed – bodies being violated…
Sounds more like succubi.
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New band name!
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