Police determine odd gelatinous object isn't murder victim's breast implant

There’s been at least one Australian case where a murder victim was identified by breast implants. Course, she was found down a mineshaft at least a decade after she died, so… there’s that.

http://www.sunraysiadaily.com.au/story/197691/new-murder-evidence-detectives-call-for-another-inquest-into-deaths-of-women/

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For that intoxicating low tide smell.

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Depends what one is into doesn’t it

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technically, man-of-wars are not jellyfish, they’re their own weird colonial organism thing (called a siphonophore)

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I’d love to know the thought process here - “Clearly, a woman was killed here tracelessly, but her boob fell out! The killer was even nice enough to wash it from any blood. It all makes sense!”

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Thank goodness they referred to domain experts. Unlike what they do in America.

This explains why I find jellyfish so fun to play with.

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In my day a Jellyfish could travel unmolested. Whaddaya take me for…some kinda boob? I spend 48 hours in the slammer - whose gonna take me to the station? That’s what I wanna know.

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This is the one I had in mind, plentiful in the waters of the Gulf of Mexico.

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Sigh, I miss that show. It needed a better ending.

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Gad, I misread that as “colonial orgasm thing,” and I wondered what I’d missed on our last trip to Williamsburg.

But yeah, I’ve read about that. But it now appears that mammals with their gut flora (and flora who knows where else) are sort of colonial organisms too. (I don’t know if they get anything out of bonking, though.)

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Hey, at least it got one, you know? So many good scifi shows don’t.

Besides, its not like it was the ending to Lost. :wink:

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